Top 20 Imperfections in Men?
I heard this headline on the radio and immediately thought, "Oh, this is gonna be good!"
In a Remington survey of 2000 women, most ranked their partner as only 69 per cent perfect. And, "one in five women is convinced her mischievous partner only pretends to listen to them, while others believe it’s ‘in one ear and out the other’." Well, I paid attention just long enough to catch the top 10 complaints.
TOP 20 IMPERFECTIONS IN MEN...
1. Not getting on with her family
But, her biggest daily complaints are probably about that same family!
2. Using her toothbrush
What?? From what I know, passionate open-mouth kissing with their guy is a fantastical big deal to most women.
3. Leaving the toilet dirty
I'll clean the toilet when you put the paper on the right way.
4. Hating her friends
See #1. 10 minutes ago she was probably complaining about how catty and shallow her friends were.
5. Not being good with children
You girls are able to greet and play with every kid you meet at the park. When I do that, they call the cops.
6. Being lazy
Men have spent 20,000 years trying to make life easier for everyone. Quit trying to invent work, like changing home decor seasonally or planting flowers that die in two months!
7. Having a big bushy beard that you never shave
I will shave as often as you do - and I guarantee I'm covering more area. :)
8. Leaves nail clippings out
Hey, they're jumpy little buggers.
9. Driving like a boy racer
Get your own bike.
10. Being grumpy
See # 1-9.