Top 20 Imperfections in Men?

by Shawn Mahaney on Monday, December 19, 2011 at 1:05pm ·

I heard this headline on the radio and immediately thought, "Oh, this is gonna be good!"


In a Remington survey of 2000 women, most ranked their partner as only 69 per cent perfect.  And, "one in five women is convinced her mischievous partner only pretends to listen to them, while others believe it’s ‘in one ear and out the other’."  Well, I paid attention just long enough to catch the top 10 complaints.





1. Not getting on with her family

But, her biggest daily complaints are probably about that same family!


2. Using her toothbrush

 What?? From what I know, passionate open-mouth kissing with their guy is a fantastical big deal to most women.


3. Leaving the toilet dirty

I'll clean the toilet when you put the paper on the right way.


4. Hating her friends

See #1.  10 minutes ago she was probably complaining about how catty and shallow her friends were.


5. Not being good with children

You girls are able to greet and play with every kid you meet at the park.  When I do that, they call the cops.


6. Being lazy

Men have spent 20,000 years trying to make life easier for everyone.  Quit trying to invent work, like changing home decor seasonally or planting flowers that die in two months!


7. Having a big bushy beard that you never shave

I will shave as often as you do - and I guarantee I'm covering more area.  :)


8. Leaves nail clippings out

Hey, they're jumpy little buggers.


9. Driving like a boy racer

Get your own bike.


10. Being grumpy

See # 1-9. 



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