When I Graduated "Cum Laude", It Was Nothing Like This.

by Shawn Mahaney on Thursday, November 17, 2011 at 12:39pm ·

When I Graduated "Cum Laude", It Was Nothing Like This.


It's been a while since I thought about going back to college.  Well, it turns out I've been studying hard, and earning extra credit all this time!  


"Western Nevada College student Karen Royce has filed a harassment claim against the school, alleging a professor there required students to divulge personal details of their sex lives and assigned them to masturbate."



We have to wonder what the uniform is at Western Nevada College.


On second thought, maybe we don't want to wonder about the uniform.

"Royce, 60, is a medical technician who's working toward a degree in social work. She said she enrolled in the freshman-level Human Sexuality class,


Other journal assignments in Kubistant's class included requiring female students to write "your views of your breasts and vulva," and the instruction: "Your orgasms. Draw them!""


Gee professor, I've got my orgasm drawing right here in my notebook of erotic sketches.  I'll turn it in, just as soon as I can get the pages apart.




There are other uses for tissue of course, especially the kind that comes on a roll.  And when it runs out, it's bad news.  So, you gotta have some sympathy for this guy.


"A 43-year-old man caused more than $2,000 in damage to an east Charlotte hotel this week, police said, after he became "irate" when he discovered he'd run out of toilet paper in his room."



"He walked to a vacant room that was being renovated and clogged a toilet, which caused water damage to the room, according to a police report.


"The suspect then went back to his room and damaged additional property by physical force," the report says.


In all, MacDonald caused $1,000 in damage to a ceiling, $1,000 in damage to carpet in both rooms, $70 in damage to a blow dryer and $20 in damage to fluorescent lights in a bathroom, according to the report."


The report neglects to mention what he was using the blow dryer for.

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