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When I Graduated "Cum Laude", It Was Nothing Like This.

It's been a while since I thought about going back to college.  Well, it turns out I've been studying hard, and earning extra credit all this time!  

"Western Nevada College student Karen Royce has filed a harassment claim against the school, alleging a professor there required students to divulge personal details of their sex lives and assigned them to masturbate."

http://www.azcentral.com/news/

We have to wonder what the uniform is at Western Nevada College.

On second thought, maybe we don't want to wonder about the uniform.

"Royce, 60, is a medical technician who's working toward a degree in social work. She said she enrolled in the freshman-level Human Sexuality class,

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Other journal assignments in Kubistant's class included requiring female students to write "your views of your breasts and vulva," and the instruction: "Your orgasms. Draw them!""

Gee professor, I've got my orgasm drawing right here in my notebook of erotic sketches.  I'll turn it in, just as soon as I can get the pages apart.

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There are other uses for tissue of course, especially the kind that comes on a roll.  And when it runs out, it's bad news.  So, you gotta have some sympathy for this guy.

"A 43-year-old man caused more than $2,000 in damage to an east Charlotte hotel this week, police said, after he became "irate" when he discovered he'd run out of toilet paper in his room."

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/

"He walked to a vacant room that was being renovated and clogged a toilet, which caused water damage to the room, according to a police report.

"The suspect then went back to his room and damaged additional property by physical force," the report says.

In all, MacDonald caused $1,000 in damage to a ceiling, $1,000 in damage to carpet in both rooms, $70 in damage to a blow dryer and $20 in damage to fluorescent lights in a bathroom, according to the report."

The report neglects to mention what he was using the blow dryer for.