Un-Super Heroes May Be the Best
It stood out among the crowd of stories about celebutantes, super-hero movies, and teen heart-throbs. Yet there's very little outstanding about the subject.
No gangsta rap hits,
Never started a dance craze,
Has not appeared in an underground porn video,
Never did reality TV,
Has not had teenagers line up to get his odd new haircut,
No super powers...
In fact, this character has nothing remarkable but a crack shot, sharp wit, and well rounded education - with a firm resolve to get the job done. He winds up being cooler than all those pop idols lined up together (which is where they should be, in the path of a steamroller please).
Yeah, that's who I want on the job too.