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Is It Islam, or Is It Hateorex?

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Is it Islam, or is it Hateorex?

When it comes to perpetuating ancient cycles of ignorance and fear, nothing beats our latest formulations of ferro-magpanic recording (and re-chaining, and re-whipping!) technology.  If you have an unverifiable message that you need to repeat-until-it's true, trust your divine proclamations to Hateorex!

Glowing endorsements, and a growing list of honor killings, come to us from loyal customers, including regular customer Iran.

"Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes"
""Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media."

Only Hateorex can handle the full fidelity of your messages about inferred infidelity, and only Hateorex can capture the pronunciation of a name like 'Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi'.  [Warning: Some warble may occur if you build your dictatorial Islamic theocracy on an ACTIVE FAULT LINE].

Now with Dolby Music Reduction, type Achhhh!
"The day the music died: Somali Islamists ban songs"
"Somali radio stations have stopped broadcasting music following an order from Islamist insurgents who say songs are un-Islamic."

So stock up now!  Our tape stands up to playback for all five daily calls to prayer - but you may need spares if you broadcast your message over and over in between, since, there's like... no music to play.


Shawn Mahaney
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