Sometimes you hear just half of a conversation, and you gotta think
that what you hear can't possibly mean what you think it means. I
heard a guy on the phone a while back, and disregarded what I heard,
but maybe I should've taken it more seriously...
'
I was thinking yesterday, over some shark fin soup, about this woman I've been seeing'
'Man, I really love this girl. I'd fight a spotted owl for her!'

'So I needed a special occasion to pop the question, but the baby seal hunt is almost a year away.'
'I
couldn't decide between the panda roast or the condor egg tossing
contest, but then I decided to stick my neck out and go for the
turtles!'
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A man placed 150 waxed bags with candles inside on the beach on the resort island Tuesday night.
After the proposal, the couple left the candles lit.
Sixty hatchlings emerged from a nearby nest and couldn't find the shore.
Town natural resources associate Sarah Skigen said some turtles circled the lights until they died or were eaten by crabs."
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Say, for an alternative to a plain old ring, do you think this full-size ivory bald eagle would make a good gift?'