Shawn Mahaney

Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Friday, September 25, 2009 

Current mood:scarce
Sometimes you hear just half of a conversation, and you gotta think that what you hear can't possibly mean what you think it means.  I heard a guy on the phone a while back, and disregarded what I heard, but maybe I should've taken it more seriously...

'I was thinking yesterday, over some shark fin soup, about this woman I've been seeing'

'Man, I really love this girl.  I'd fight a spotted owl for her!'

'So I needed a special occasion to pop the question, but the baby seal hunt is almost a year away.'

'I couldn't decide between the panda roast or the condor egg tossing contest, but then I decided to stick my neck out and go for the turtles!'
"A man placed 150 waxed bags with candles inside on the beach on the resort island Tuesday night.

After the proposal, the couple left the candles lit.

Sixty hatchlings emerged from a nearby nest and couldn't find the shore.

Town natural resources associate Sarah Skigen said some turtles circled the lights until they died or were eaten by crabs.

'Say, for an alternative to a plain old ring, do you think this full-size ivory bald eagle would make a good gift?'

Beauregaard Hooligan

"In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact
of our decisions on the next seven generations"

-From the Great Laws of the Iroquois Nation
Posted by aed on Friday, September 25, 2009 - 9:59 AM
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