Shawn Mahaney

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Wednesday, September 09, 2009 

Current mood:bouncy
Category: Life

Rest assured, dear readers, we will be following this one closely.

"A Greenville man, reported missing for three days, was found in an Upstate emergency room covered in electrical burns.

According to an incident report from the Greer Police Department, Joseph Asher, 38, walked into Greer Memorial Hospital naked and covered with severe burns from his head to his toe.

Asher was able to tell investigators that he chased a rabbit into a Duke Power station and was shocked.  It happened on South Buncombe Road across from the hospital, the report states.  Investigators said they found his clothing near the power station.

Asher was placed into a medically-induced coma and flown to the Augusta, Ga., Burn Center.  Asher's wife said he had was missing for three days prior to the incident.

Words completely fail me.

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Oh come on! Why is this a big deal? Who among us hasn't vanished for three days to chase a little tail and gotten burned?

Posted by Vince on Thursday, September 10, 2009 - 4:54 PM
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