Shawn Mahaney

Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Friday, September 11, 2009 

Current mood:  angsty
Category: Life

You may recall this odd story from the other day.
"Man Found Naked, Burned After Chasing Rabbit Recovering"

Naked man, chasing rabbit, get's zapped... it made us curious and required follow up.

There's been limited follow-up reporting on the matter, but here at the Really Weird News Bureau we've been doing our home work.  No, we still can't tell you why it's spelled "bureau". But we did learn more about said naturist rabbitologist.

First off, he wasn't naked chasing the bunny - his clothes were BURNED OFF in the power station.  For reference, please observe this guy who casually grabs a 25kV rail line and almost instantly CATCHES FIRE.

So it's gruesome.  But the really sad part is that this guy has a history.  He wanders off and his family has to go looking for him, like a curious Lab, but not so smart.  Yes, this is one of our Creator's 'special people'.
"March 12, 2009
Deputies are searching a wooded area off Strassenburg Road near Simpsonville for a man reported missing.  Joseph Asher was reported missing Monday by family members."