Update: Japan Still Weird
We'll get right to it:
"
A
39-year-old construction worker has been arrested for throwing his own
faeces at women passers-by from a [scooter] in two separate attacks in
western Japan."
http://www.sbs.com.au/"
The suspect has told investigators he did it because he felt frustrated when his work didn't go well."
I AM ANGRY AT WORLD!

"
Tatsuya
Moriguchi allegedly relieved himself outdoors Aug. 3 before getting on
his moped and throwing the feces at the head of a woman in her 20s,
police said."
http://blogs.app.com/"
"I have no idea what kind of penalty he may face. I have not heard about such a case before.""
Yep, even in Japan, they haven't heard of such a case of random drive-by shatting.
And
once again, our modern media have let us down. There's no one
left to do the real hard-nosed in-the-latrine reporting! They
don't tell us what kind of moped the guy used.
It's a pooper-scooter!