Pensioners, Hitmen, and Witchcraft

Occasionally I will see an older couple out together, a man and woman who've probably spent many years together and still show care and affection for each other.  I'll think to myself 'good for them', and hope that when I get to that age I'll be able to look to my side and see someone dear to me with whom I've shared many fond memories.

But then I think, "Maybe she's just biding her time, waiting for the right moment to strike..."

"SC woman charged with hiring hit man to hurt hubby"
http://hosted.ap.org/
"GREENVILLE, S.C. (AP) -- Apparently the witch doctor was just taking too long.

Multiple media outlets reported that a 71-year-old South Carolina woman has been arrested and accused of trying to hire a hit man to hurt her husband.
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An arrest warrant states Bass approached a man Aug. 1 and offered him up to $500 to hurt her husband. The man went to police."

First of all, five hundred bucks will not get you this guy,


and not even this guy,


but it might get a quickie from this guy,


NB: This dear old gal didn't want to off the fellow, she wanted to make him _suffer_.  Preferably via witchcraft!