Paula Dean and Packin' Pistols

It's a difficult problem, but not for lack of solutions.  No, the problem here is that there is a paralyzing abundance of options, both commercial products and homemade devices.  With shifting State laws, it's of concern to more and more people.  The problem at hand is carrying a concealed firearm. 



Depending on what you decide to carry and where, which is itself a difficult problem (as in my graduate mathematics project! http://www.sdmahaney.org/ccw-model/), you can pick from:

ankle


inside-the-belt


belly bands


shoulder rigs, like this load-bearing unit


the famous Thunder Wear,


and when you really want to get serious and go full-on black duster coat...

Wow.

But today we learn that you don't have to buy or make anything!.  Just keep up on your favorite cooking shows, follow along regularly, and you can GROW YOUR OWN!

"Obese jail inmate hides pistol and ammunition between rolls of fat "
http://wmgt.com/
"A nearly 600-pound man was able to hide a pistol and ammunition from Houston, Texas police and jailers for more than a day while he was in custody by stashing the gun between his rolls of fat.
...
Houston police said George Vera, 25, was arrested August 2 and taken to the city jail.  He spent a day there before being transferred to the Harris County Jail.  After being there for 14 hours, going through intake procedures, he was taken to the showers, the final step before going to his cell.

http://www.upi.com/ - with a photo

There, Vera told police he had a 9mm handgun on him, along with 2 clips.
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Kellar said Vera should have been searched at least three times before getting to the jail.

Houston Police Officers Union President Gary Blankinship said cadets are trained how to search morbidly obese people.  "We teach officers to lift up and look under," ..."

Remember: 'Lift and Look.'

Too bad this wouldn't work for a trim athlete like Plaxico Burress.