I have never been more mad at the world than now.
This was on top of my Yahoo home page today:

“Reality TV Star” Bruce Jenner? Seriously?? Is this what it’s come to?!?
If
I recall correctly, and I do because I just looked it up, it’s AP
Sportsman of the Year Bruce Jenner. Or Pan-American Games Gold
Medalist Bruce Jenner. Or Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce
Jenner. Or WORLD FUCKING RECORD HOLDER, BY A BIG-ASS MARGIN,
BRUCE JENNER.

If an
athlete who stands out as the class of his generation, showing class
and competitive spirit all the way, can now be labeled among the lowest
forms of semi-organic life on our planet… what next?
“Underwear model” Michael Jordan,
“Backup singer” Jimmy Page,
“Amatuer brewer” Thomas Jefferson, or
“Pipette trainer” Jonas Salk, etc.
So,
to all the media-addled drones out there who have made the “reality” TV
circus possible, to anyone who’s ever made brain-drainingly banal
office conversation out of puerile shock TV, to every last person who
still goes out of his or her way to make time for this puss-frosted
crap:
FUCK
OFF
AND
DIE.
And have a nice day.