Shawn Mahaney

Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Thursday, July 09, 2009 

Current mood:apprehensive
Category: Life

What could a 30 pound glass ball have to do with an ad for 'Russian brides'?

Cute Russian blonde snatches title of "World's Strongest Vagina":

"“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

“I looked around, saw a Murano* glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

Kozhevnikova added for the benefit of fellow females hoping to improve their grip: "It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”

Tatiata can look me up any time... and my safe word will be "For the love of god please let goooooooooo!"

As noted by The Register, "Yup, not just any old glass ball, but one from the Venetian island of Murano - famed for such products. This lady's got class, and no messing."

And yes, Virginia, there _is_ video:

Currently listening:
Get a Grip
By Aerosmith
Release date: 2001-11-20

These first time moms are laughable...of course she felt weak after having a baby...just have another couple babies soon after and you could damn near load a cannon of glass balls and rapid fire!

...She could just exercise with her husband's real balls instead of all the fancy, shmancy, glass and the hook part is a disaster waiting...sheesh

Posted by Cynthia on Thursday, July 09, 2009 - 2:25 PM
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Shawn Mahaney

You.  Da. Bomb.  :-)

Posted by HVY MTL on Thursday, July 09, 2009 - 2:31 PM
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