Do not read this.
No, seriously. Just don't.
Don't say I didn't warn you....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/or
http://www.theregister.co.uk/Ok, are you happy now? Did I not tell you??
Nobody ever listens to my advice....
Just
to take your mind off that, here's the strangest possible photo that
could have come off an image search under "circumcision":