Bad Day at Work: Race Riot Edition

At a toy factory!

"Two dead, 118 injured in toy factory brawl"
http://www.abc.net.au/
"A brawl at a toy factory in China has ended with the deaths of two people and a further 60 hospitalised after a dispute flared between workers of different ethnic backgrounds in the Muslim Xinjiang region.

More than 400 police were called to break up the fight involving hundreds of people at the factory in Shaoguan, in the southern province of Guangdong, the official Xinhua news agency reported.

A total of 118 people were injured in the fight."

Ya gotta wonder, just what did they make at a toy factory where this kinda apocalyptical cataclysmic collision of humanity could go down?!?

Rumor has it that the company assembled a "My First Fight Club" party kit

But no one's talking about that.

Reports of racial tension in the plant should have cautioned management against stockpiling the "Ethnic Cleansing Stereotype Play Set"


Perhaps ranged weaponry was involved.  The good old American Jart would be an excellent component of a workplace arsenal!


Or maybe the people were actually caught unaware, thinking they were working on a cutsey widdle bunny wabbit...

[they're gonna need some Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch!]

Of course, with damage on this scale, the fight story could be a cover-up for a WMD program,


Seriously, I think people would all get along better if instead of dangerous toys, they'd kick back and rock out with some Dangerous Toys.

http://www.nolifetilmetal.com/dangeroustoys.htm