"She Faked Her Death to Dump Me"

Even I couldn't have the misfortune of pairing up with a woman like this.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/

The headline says the whole story today.  No punchline, just a punch in the gut from a spineless shrew.

But wait til you see the pictures!  Our fellow may have dodged a bullet on this one...

"CALLOUS Angela Harris faked her DEATH because she didn’t have the guts to dump her boyfriend face to face.

The 46-year-old gran claimed she had bowel cancer and sent a string of texts to distraught Phil Kent-Smith “from her hospital bed”.

Angela dated Phil, 43, for almost a year before she vanished, leaving a heart-wrenching note claiming she was seriously ill."



"Dad-of-two Phil, who met the brunette on Facebook, said: “We had a brilliant summer. I introduced her to my kids and she moved in.

“But after four weeks she disappeared. Her note said she had to go for a bowel cancer operation.

“All I had was a mobile number for her...""

Um, dude - you met on Facebook (and gentle reader, are we at all surprised?), inside of a month she's moved in with you AND YOUR KIDS, and all you had about her was a phone number.  Brilliant!  Have a Guinness.

"Eventually she rang and said she’d been admitted to Maidstone Hospital. She made up a friend called Sue she had on the ward and I would get text updates from Sue.
...
A few days later I got a text from ‘Sue’ saying she’d passed away. I even got texts from this woman saying she’d made arrangements for the funeral. I was so upset. My kids were devastated."



Your kids, they do have a real mother, yes?  And has said mother by chance retained a solicitor after this story broke??  Just be expecting a call from Dads-R-Bad Family Law is all I'm sayin.

So, just who is this gem of a woman who can befuddle the brain of a hard working middle-aged 'delivery driver'?


"Angela now works at a care home in Rochester, Kent, and still has a Facebook account. "

What a peach.