I didn't believe this until they said it came out of Japan. That makes _anything_ plausible.
Coming
soon to a show club near you - the Air Sex World Championships!
It won't help your confused-puppy-dog look any when I explain that, ".
..it’s
a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary
guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex
partner. You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of
wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you
do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to
you, and oh my god was that a bad idea..."
http://laughingsquid.com/[with video]
People
preapre for this. They make up personas with names that are
double- or even single-entendres [e.g. Otto Erotic and Spider
Pussy]. They make costumes (contestants are clothed
...mostly). They rehearse routines.
"
Each
competitor picked out a song and had two minutes to seduce the audience
and the judges. There are several kinds of Air Sex, Trew
explained to the audience: seductive, crazy funny, and just dirty
nasty. The only rule? Simulated climaxes only." 'Since we do serve food here', says the original host club in Austin, TX.
http://dc.decider.com/articles/
Of course, since this is now a big-time sanctioned tournament, it has its own web site, with rules and tour dates,
http://www.airsexworldchampionships.com/[plenty more pics and video!]
Yes
- teams are allowed. So, if you're ready to prove your
faux-fornication fantasticality, if you think you have what it doesn't
take to not have sex in front of a crowd, if you think faking an orgasm
to the theme from Full House would be effing hilarious, sign up!
There's even a how-to guide:
http://dc.decider.com/articles/lets-pretend-to-get-it-on-..."
Don’t forget the fucking:
The judges like to see some sweet moves. Committing to the bit, music,
costumes—all that stuff is important, but you still have to do some
fucking. We’ve had people who have done a striptease, and that’s not
air sex. We don’t like that. It compromises the integrity of the competition."
I'll
enter myself, but only if they make a category for "man staring at
computer screen working the mouse with his non-dominant hand".
