Shawn Mahaney

Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 

Current mood:  amorous
Category: Life
I didn't believe this until they said it came out of Japan.  That makes _anything_ plausible.

Coming soon to a show club near you - the Air Sex World Championships!  It won't help your confused-puppy-dog look any when I explain that, "’s a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you, and oh my god was that a bad idea..."
[with video]

People preapre for this.  They make up personas with names that are double- or even single-entendres [e.g. Otto Erotic and Spider Pussy].  They make costumes (contestants are clothed ...mostly).  They rehearse routines. 

"Each competitor picked out a song and had two minutes to seduce the audience and the judges.  There are several kinds of Air Sex, Trew explained to the audience: seductive, crazy funny, and just dirty nasty. The only rule? Simulated climaxes only."  'Since we do serve food here', says the original host club in Austin, TX.

Of course, since this is now a big-time sanctioned tournament, it has its own web site, with rules and tour dates,
[plenty more pics and video!]

Yes - teams are allowed.  So, if you're ready to prove your faux-fornication fantasticality, if you think you have what it doesn't take to not have sex in front of a crowd, if you think faking an orgasm to the theme from Full House would be effing hilarious, sign up!  There's even a how-to guide:
"Don’t forget the fucking: The judges like to see some sweet moves. Committing to the bit, music, costumes—all that stuff is important, but you still have to do some fucking. We’ve had people who have done a striptease, and that’s not air sex. We don’t like that. It compromises the integrity of the competition."

I'll enter myself, but only if they make a category for "man staring at computer screen working the mouse with his non-dominant hand".

Currently listening:
Music for Air Raids
By Ether
Release date: 2000-06-13
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I agree - reading that this originated in Japan makes it believable!

Posted by Hilary on Tuesday, June 16, 2009 - 2:05 PM
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