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Shawn Mahaney


Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Cancer

City: GREENVILLE
State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Wednesday, June 03, 2009 

Current mood:ODB
Category: Life
Sure, I already take care of myself.  I run and lift and eat a good variety of munchables.  I wear a helmet when appropriate.  I've never hit anything at speed in a car.  I use safety glasses.  And when climbing a tree by myself with a chainsaw wearing a homemade safety belt, I txt somebody and tell them to look for my body if I don't call again later.  [ok, that last one may not be the safest play...]

Anyway, I'm always open to trying new things to improve my quality and quantity of life.  Ok, some of them aren't a lot of fun, but.... well, hello there little girl!

"Men are likely to live longer if they marry a younger woman, new research suggests"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

"A man's chances of dying early are cut by a fifth if their bride is between 15 and 17 years their junior.

The risk of premature death is reduced by 11 per cent if they marry a woman seven to nine years younger
."

So... 37, minus 17... carry the 4...  It's ok, hon, I know where we can sneak you drinks under the table.

Should you still be skeptical,
"The study at Germany's Max Planck Institute also found that men marrying older women are more likely to die early.

The results suggest that women do not experience the same benefits of marrying a toy boy or a sugar daddy
."

Sorry, ladies.  No really, I am.  Me and Britney and Montana and Jasmine wish you all the best (and the girls would be happy to set you up with their dads!).



[I'm looking up the original research report with no luck so far.  I suspect that the research was done by a group of all males.  Just a hunch...]


Currently listening:
Sister
By Sonic Youth
Release date: 1994-10-11