We're
going back to the realm of dating advice today. Yeah, I know,
look who's talking. But still, you got to admit I'm a step up on this
fellow in the bad breakup department. Tell me how this guy could
have handled the situation worse.
"
Alik had lived with Kira for about two years,"
I'm sure they made a lovely couple. But...
"
but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry,"
Ok, dude, stay calm, use a little tact, think about her feelings here and...
"
the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son."
Swing-and-a-miss! Oh, but she doesn't let on right away how she's fuming inside. She lets it simmer for a while.
"
When
Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner.
After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep."
That's an awful lot of trust in a scorned woman there, buddy. And so...
"
The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life."
http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/"
Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment."
