Shawn Mahaney

Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009 

Current mood:  angsty
Category: Life

We're going back to the realm of dating advice today.  Yeah, I know, look who's talking. But still, you got to admit I'm a step up on this fellow in the bad breakup department.  Tell me how this guy could have handled the situation worse.

"Alik had lived with Kira for about two years,"

I'm sure they made a lovely couple.  But...

"but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry,"

Ok, dude, stay calm, use a little tact, think about her feelings here and...

"the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son."

Swing-and-a-miss!  Oh, but she doesn't let on right away how she's fuming inside.  She lets it simmer for a while.

"When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep."

That's an awful lot of trust in a scorned woman there, buddy.  And so...

"The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life."

"Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment."

Currently listening:
Bleeding Love
By Leona Lewis
Release date: 2008-01-14

weez not all ca-raz-ay bitches
Posted by Cynthia on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 - 1:10 PM
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