Shawn Mahaney

Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 

Current mood:  ashamed
Category: Life

When traveling in a foreign country, I find it's always good fun to test the limits of local ordinances!  Yep, nothing like facing down an angry cop at three in the morning daring him to cite me for feeding nickels into expired parking meters.

Ok, no, that's not really my idea of fun.  In fact, it sounds like what we usually call "a very stupidly ridiculously bad idea"!  But for two recent Russian visitors to Florida, it was just what they needed to fill their vacation itinerary.

"Having arrived in the USA, the Russians were given the book about the craziest American laws. For example, in Colombia sex - other than in a missionary position - is forbidden; in Kentucky it is forbidden to bring a lion to a movie theater; in Florida it is strictly forbidden to have sex with porcupines!"
"“We came here to the USA to have fun!” said Anton and the two friends started their searches for the so called American "hedgehog". It took them less than an hour to find the animal.

With victorious shouts the drunken friends dropped their pants and started making unambiguous movements with their hips. Having sobered up the following morning the friends realized that they need medical help. "
"Now American laws do not seem so funny to Anton and Eugenie. After returning to Moscow they had to get acquainted with Russian urologists: porcupine needles caused very strong inflammation

Once these buddies heal up, they might want to visit California:

Currently listening:
Feed Us
By Cradle Of Thorns
Release date: 1994-03-29

1. Poor porcupine!
2. Don't those quills have little hook like barbs on the end, so pulling them back out is excruciating?
3. I never cease to be amazed at the stupidity of some people. They deserved every quill poke.

Posted by Hilary on Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 7:56 AM
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Shawn Mahaney

The quills aren't that bad, but look at these poor curious pups!

Posted by HVY MTL on Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 8:08 AM
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