When
traveling in a foreign country, I find it's always good fun to test the
limits of local ordinances! Yep, nothing like facing down an
angry cop at three in the morning daring him to cite me for feeding
nickels into expired parking meters.
Ok, no, that's not really
my idea of fun. In fact, it sounds like what we usually call "a
very stupidly ridiculously bad idea"! But for two recent Russian
visitors to Florida, it was just what they needed to fill their
vacation itinerary.
"
Having arrived in the USA, the Russians
were given the book about the craziest American laws. For example, in
Colombia sex - other than in a missionary position - is forbidden; in
Kentucky it is forbidden to bring a lion to a movie theater; in Florida
it is strictly forbidden to have sex with porcupines!"
http://english.pravda.ru/society/"“
We
came here to the USA to have fun!” said Anton and the two friends
started their searches for the so called American "hedgehog". It took
them less than an hour to find the animal.
With victorious
shouts the drunken friends dropped their pants and started making
unambiguous movements with their hips. Having sobered up the following
morning the friends realized that they need medical help. "
...
"Now
American laws do not seem so funny to Anton and Eugenie. After
returning to Moscow they had to get acquainted with Russian urologists:
porcupine needles caused very strong inflammation."
Once these buddies heal up, they might want to visit California:
