While
we might suspect that some quantity of alcohol was involved, this guy
is still remarkably accomplished for talking a lady into a trash
dumpster.
Oh, and he talked her pants off at the same time.
"Couple found having sex inside dumpster"
http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/"Police on Vancouver Island got a call about suspicious activity in the Victoria suburb of Saanich. When an
officer arrived on the scene, he discovered a man and woman having sex
in a dumpster.
"It's 1:45 a.m. so it's dark and he called out to the people in the
dumpster and didn't get any response," said Saanich Police Sgt. John
Price."
Inside were two people, naked and intertwined.
Police arrested the 26-year-old man, who was wanted by another police department. The 30-year-old woman was sent home."
She
had her own place! Was that really not an option?? I've been in
Saanich, many times. It's a lovely place, but even if we include all of
greater Victoria, she could not have lived all that far away.
So
we have to conclude that trash dumpsters are the new honeymoon suite!
To think I've been wasting time keeping my yard trimmed and house
neat... bring on the junk pile! Save some used kitty litter for me,
would ya?
