Shawn Mahaney

Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 38
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Monday, April 27, 2009 

Current mood:stinky
Category: Life

While we might suspect that some quantity of alcohol was involved, this guy is still remarkably accomplished for talking a lady into a trash dumpster.

Oh, and he talked her pants off at the same time.

"Couple found having sex inside dumpster"

"Police on Vancouver Island got a call about suspicious activity in the Victoria suburb of Saanich. When an officer arrived on the scene, he discovered a man and woman having sex in a dumpster.

"It's 1:45 a.m. so it's dark and he called out to the people in the dumpster and didn't get any response," said Saanich Police Sgt. John Price."

Inside were two people, naked and intertwined.

Police arrested the 26-year-old man, who was wanted by another police department. The 30-year-old woman was sent home."

She had her own place! Was that really not an option?? I've been in Saanich, many times. It's a lovely place, but even if we include all of greater Victoria, she could not have lived all that far away.

So we have to conclude that trash dumpsters are the new honeymoon suite! To think I've been wasting time keeping my yard trimmed and house neat... bring on the junk pile! Save some used kitty litter for me, would ya?

Currently listening:
By Alice Cooper
Release date: 1989-07-12