Shawn Mahaney

Last Updated: 3/18/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 37
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Monday, March 23, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Life

But first, a sad note.  James Cook, the activist best known as the father of joint-custody law, passed away at the age of 85.  The sad part - his children couldn't attend his funeral because it wasn't his weekend.
[credit Bob Zany]

I met a dolphin on match.com last year and we were together for six happy months.

We just clicked!


Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, 'I can't be bothered to walk all that way.'

'I know,' says Paddy, 'but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot,' Mick suggests.

They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go in and get a bus while he keeps a look-out.

After shuffling around for ages, Mick shouts, 'Paddy, what are you doing?
Have you not found one yet?'

Paddy shouts back, 'I can't find a No. 91'

'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.


One lad said to another,

"Say, how did ya get that scar across the bridge o' yer nose?"

"From glasses."

"Well, why don't ya get contact lenses?"

"They don't hold enough beer."

Currently reading:
The Twilight Saga Collection
By Stephenie Meyer
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