Do you know who Ron Jeremy is?  If you don't, I recommend you look him up.  He's an interesting character.  I also recommend that you do *not* do this at work, or around the kids.

You could also get the book,


Yeah, Mr Jeremy is a notorious porn star with a very long... career.  He's also a fat hairy middle-aged fantasy-role-hero to millions of fat hairy middle-aged men.

So, when a guy like Ron Jeremy is at a convention booth, at a PORN convention, it's generally expected that he, well... do like this.


Yet still, some people seem to be surprised that, after standing in line for a ticket, between a gaggle of transvestite burlesque performers and a professional traveling Catholic school marm B&D mistress, and buying a frozen dildo popsicle at the concession, and checking out box covers for "Oh My Gape" volumes 13 thru 37, and wiping some disturbingly effective lube sample off their hands, that someone might casually sign a boob without explicit prompting.

"In April 2007, a woman filed a police report against 'Magic Sex Genie' and 'Very Very Bad Santa' star Ron Jeremy, claiming that he grabbed her breast during a porn convention"
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/
"Jeremy vehemently denied the allegations, telling TMZ, "I probably signed about 150 boobs that weekend, all of which I sign 'RJ with a heart', and if I would've touched a breast, I might have cupped it while I signed.""

Oh I'm sure some anti-feminist victimiologist will come along expressing outrage. I'm behind the Hedgehog this time.  Um, just not that *close* behind.

Note that even this kind of convention has rules and enforcement!
""Rules of the convention were that you can not expose a breast, so I never did. And if this was a couple, I always ask permission of the male to sign the breast before I do it. Some people waited an hour for me to sign their breast. My line was second only to Jenna Jameson's."

So far, no charges have been filed against Jeremy."
http://www.tmz.com/