Shawn Mahaney

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 37
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Friday, February 27, 2009 

Current mood:  pensive
Category: Life
Underground lab... secret experiments with super bio-agents... test subjects 'escape'... yadda yadda yadda.

"2 Mice Carrying Plague Disappear From New Jersey Lab, FBI Says No Public Health Risk"

See, there's even a government cover-up.  That's how you *know* it's true!

The Attack of the Mutant Mice is upon us!  In no time there will be thousands of these critters, roaming the hills of New Jersey [which I learned are surprisingly pleasant, away from the interstates].  With their new unnecessary muscularity, elongated fangs, and completely over-the-top LASER EYES - the general population doesn't stand a chance!

Of course, there's a chance that they really are just mild-mannered lab mice.  Who may, or may not, merely want to TAKE OVER THE WORLD...


Meanwhile, the human race is distracted by other pressing... issues.

"Ryanair may charge for toilet use on planes"
""One thing we have looked at in the past and are looking at again is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on the toilet door so that people might actually have to spend a pound to spend a penny in future," [O'Leary] told BBC television.

He said this would not inconvenience passengers travelling without cash. "I don't think there is anybody in history that has got on board a Ryanair aircraft with less than a pound.""

Gosh, I can't think of any reason one might not carry loose change on a plane... except, maybe, the gauntlet of security they make us go through now!  I always stuff any change accumulated in the terminal in one of my bags, not least of all because it will fall out of a pocket and go under the seats.

'Pardon me, pardon me... I'm crawling around under your legs beca... Hey, nice lacey number you got under there... because if I don't find a coin soon you're going to see a whole new use for that airsick bag!'

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