If a law firm was to sponsor a NASCAR team, this might make a teeny bit more sense. Might.
"
Inmate sues: ‘NASCAR made me do it!’"
http://www.nashvillecitypaper.com/"
Jonathan
Lee Riches filed suit in U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va., stating
that watching races “influenced him to speed … doing 135 mph and
getting tickets.”"
No, Tina, this will NOT work! Just keep on batting yer eyes at the cop.
"
And
that’s not all. He said his NASCAR addiction caused him to use
“illegally obtained credit cards to attend races,” and once there, he
used more stolen credit cards to purchase products hawked by race
drivers.“I used (Kyle) Petty’s Discover Card to buy Mark Martin Viagra,”"
The
newspaper hastens to add, just in case we might all want to run out and
get some of them Mark Martin branded marital pharmaceuticals,
"
(Viagra no longer sponsors Martin’s car.)"
Ok, no pills. But that's ok, a fellah's got to eat, too.
"
Riches
said he bought race tickets using credit cards that he admitted were
fraudulent, “but the defendants insisted they did not care and
encouraged me to buy Budweiser beer and funnel cake with more stolen
funds.”"
Budweiser with funnel cake? I really think Coors pairs better.
"
He
concludes by claiming that Jeff Gordon’s Dupont-sponsored car “poisoned
me with Dupont chemicals. I pray this court will grant my motions for
relief. I don’t want to die in prison.”"
Poisoned with chemicals.... now that part I can believe.