Next time you get pulled over, in Montana, check that the trooper is actually in a car.
"Montana state trooper chases down drunk driver"
http://www.policeone.com/"
The
Trooper walked to the driver''s door to find an older man passed out
behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside
him.The
driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the
rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing
next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into
''drive'' and hit the gas. The car''s speedometer was showing 20-30-40
and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The
driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping
up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper
yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine."
Carl Lewis has a better haircut for a cop gig,

But I hear Marion Jones could really use the work.