This
sounds like fun, but it's only going to make my life more
difficult. It's tough enough to score a casual date, without the
lady friend thinking you're just a horny dog (I mean, of course the guy
*is* a horny dog, but most of us can keep cool for a couple hours, at
least). No longer will it sound innocent to suggest hanging out
and sharing a pizza.
'So, do you want some of my Little Ceasar?'
'
Oh, I like it spicy, with sausage!'
'Do you think that pizza delivery guy is cute?'
'
I just have to get my crust stuffed.'
In
the interest of advacing biopsychological science, without the
slightest bit of self-serving research-shopping, the good people at
Pizza Pizza (major Canadan delivery chain), sponsored a study.
"
Pizza chain says cheese is aphrodisiac"
http://social.moldova.org/news/"
In the run-up to Valentine's Day, Canada's largest pizza chain claims cheese is a natural aphrodisiac conducive to romance.
In
a release from its Toronto headquarters, Pizza Pizza said it had
commissioned experts to examine the properties of various pizza
toppings regarding their ability to heighten passion.Cheese contains
phenylethylamine, or PEA, a natural amphetamine that the brain
manufactures in response to the feelings of love, the release said. In
fact, cheese contains 10 times the levels of PEA normally found in
chocolate."
And to think that I bought Dominos for a little girl last year... scandalous!
"
Other
romance-inducing toppings cited were olives, jalapenos and tomatoes,
but they all paled beside cheese, the company said. No mention was made
of the multiplying effects off all the ingredients.The Pizza company
also added information on how to set the mood for Valentine's day at
it's pizzapizza.ca Web site."
Well, aren't they just so terribly helpful.