"
Scientists
have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly
linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.They found that the
wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms"
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article5537017.eceOk, if you really thought I could let that one be - you haven't been around here very long!
"
The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.However,
it fits into a wider body of research known as evolutionary psychology
which suggests that both men and women are genetically predisposed to
ruthlessly exploit each other to achieve the best chances of survival
for their genes."
'Ruthlessly exploit'? Ya think the researchers had a big fight at home before writing that bit??
The
skeptical reader will at this point already be checking up on the study
methodology. I for one will usually be the first to point out
that corellation does not by itself confirm causality. But they
do seem to have covered this from all positions... I mean, angles.
You'll never look at Melinda Gates quite the same way. [sorry, just had to share the mental image]
" “Increasing
partner income had a highly positive effect on women’s self-reported
frequency of orgasm. More desirable mates cause women to experience
more orgasms.”
This is
not an effect limited to Chinese women. Previous research in Germany
and America has looked at attributes such as body symmetry and
attractiveness, finding that these are also linked with orgasm
frequency. Money, however, seems even more important"
Damn,
all this time I spent learning to tie cherry stems and write out the
alphabet (including those lower case Greek characters - credit
engineering school for that), I should've been day trading and kissing
up to my bosses.
This calls for a change of plan. Well, I'm
by no means wealthy, but know that even when I can't buy lunch, I will
at least spring for the extra bacon!