Shawn Mahaney

Last Updated: 4/3/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 37
Sign: Cancer

State: South Carolina
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/22/2005

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Friday, January 09, 2009 

Current mood:coprophilic
Category: Life

Hungry yet?

"Turgooduccochiqua - A quail inside a cornish game hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a goose. With bacon between layers."

Mmmmm... bacon!


Man charged with 'negligent handling of burning materials'.  Which doesn't necessarily refer to the fire.
"Man Keeps Watching Porn as Apt. Burns"
"Police say Steven Flaugher realized that some plastic had caught fire on his stove, but didn't try to put it out or call for help.  Police say he was busy... watching porn.
Police say he'd been drinking."


Ok, this one wouldn't be newsworthy at all - except for the getaway vehicle.

"Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch"
"A 31-year-old woman on Wednesday found a likely unwelcome surprise on her porch -- a human bowel movement with an "overwhelming" stench, according to a police report released Thursday.
A friend stopped by shortly afterward and told her a "human bowel movement" sat on the porch, describing the odor as "repugnant." Toilet paper also was on the porch "where the suspect attempted to clean themselves.""

So the mad shatter came prepared!  But she might have chosen a less-identifiable ride...

"The victim told police a neighbor indicated a heavy-set woman drove off in the red Jeep and that she was selling Mary Kay products."

Currently listening:
Funhouse (Clean version)
By Pink
Release date: 2008-10-28

WOW on the turgooduccochiqua. My husband's always wanted to attempt making a tur-duck-en.
But six birds in one, I didn't know it was possible! :D And bacon between the layers? Just because there wasn't already enough protein? lol
Posted by Hilary on Friday, January 09, 2009 - 12:48 PM
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Posted by aed on Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 7:14 PM
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