Hungry yet?
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Turgooduccochiqua - A quail inside a cornish game hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a goose. With bacon between layers."
Mmmmm... bacon!
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Man charged with 'negligent handling of burning materials'. Which doesn't necessarily refer to the fire.
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Man Keeps Watching Porn as Apt. Burns"
http://www.620wtmj.com/news/"
Police
say Steven Flaugher realized that some plastic had caught fire on his
stove, but didn't try to put it out or call for help. Police say
he was busy... watching porn....Police say he'd been drinking."
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Ok, this one wouldn't be newsworthy at all - except for the getaway vehicle.
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Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch"
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/"
A
31-year-old woman on Wednesday found a likely unwelcome surprise on her
porch -- a human bowel movement with an "overwhelming" stench,
according to a police report released Thursday....A
friend stopped by shortly afterward and told her a "human bowel
movement" sat on the porch, describing the odor as "repugnant." Toilet
paper also was on the porch "where the suspect attempted to clean
themselves.""
So the mad shatter came prepared! But she might have chosen a less-identifiable ride...
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The
victim told police a neighbor indicated a heavy-set woman drove off in
the red Jeep and that she was selling Mary Kay products."