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Monday, December 08, 2008


A Clean Exit
Current mood: argumentative
Category: Life

A few news stories caught my eye lately, stories about guys who apparently had trouble getting rid of a woman.  In fact, one of them was sent to me by someone who for some reason thought of me (thanks, Vince, I think...).  Really fellahs - you don't need to take such drastic action!

Man Says He Accidentally Shot Wife During Sex


Woman Shot, Dumped In Trash Can

I'm here to tell you - you don't need to resort to the ballistic solution.  It's messy, requires too much digging and lime, and those pesky police want to get their noses into your biz.  So, if there's a lady from which you need some distance, try these fool-proof lines:

"I think you're really special and want to spend more time together."

"I'd love doing things with you and your kids too."

"I just bought these great fourth-row theater tickets.  Should I pick you up at 8?"

"No, it's ok, I can wait for the right moment."

"Yeah, I had a bunch of dates in the last couple years, but I'm ready to start something more substantial."

I can personally guarantee, based on years of clinical study, with 100% success, that any of these statements will make any modern woman flee with haste!

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Saucy McSaucepants

"Man Says He Accidentally Shot Wife During Sex"
The title of this story sounds like a night at my house!!!!

Posted by Saucy McSaucepants on Dec 8, 2008 12:05 PM
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Oh, come on - you at least have to hold out for a double-murder-suicide, with a 'barricaded gun-woman' kicker to make sure you make the headlines.

Posted by HVY MTL on Dec 8, 2008 12:14 PM
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