Food and Feces!
Current mood: constipated
Category: constipated Life
to the grind, today. Normally we excrete odd news, and snarky
comments, in these waters. After the big dump last week, there's
Betcha can't eat just one!
at St. Martin de Porres Catholic Church stopped a Connecticut man from
leaving Saturday morning Mass after he "attempted to steal a handful of
communion wafers from the priest," according to an arrest report.
had tried to leave the church after grabbing the communion wafers, but
"the enraged and offended parishioners stood in his way," the report
Maybe they should sell popcorn for the show - services can run long, especially when there's communion.
time you book a train trip, ask about the age of the brake
controllers. Our EuroTrol-II system would never leave you locked
out of the loo!
"A train conductor in Sweden said he was forced to shut down the toilets because too much flushing could stop the train."
toilets on the run between Borlange and Gavle were shut off Sunday
because of a high number of passengers and, therefore, the potential
for a high number of flushings, the Arbetarbladet newspaper reported.
the pressure drops below a certain level, the emergency brakes trigger
automatically, Gustavsson said, noting it literally is possible to
"flush on the emergency brake." "
'What's that? You
want to run a power line all the way down the train, when there's this
perfectly good source of compressed air already installed?? Just
get me a wrench and some air pipe...'
By The Royal Flush
Release date: By 1990-07-09
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