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Tuesday, October 21, 2008


Back on Track
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Category: Life

Please pardon the brief interruption in the normal blog style.  I'm sorry if it appeared for a moment that I have a real life of my own.  We will now get back to the usual business - picking on dumbasses, I mean 'the disadvantaged less-functional', who get themselves in the news

First up is a story about what happens when the adult bookstore closes early.  I guess some guys takes it pretty hard when the coin-op private viewing booths close at 4 am.  Or maybe this fellow just wished the booths had industrial vacuum pumps:

"Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex"
"A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.

A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.

The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.

"I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard," he said.

Dude, at 75 cents a pop for a couple minutes, you're gonna go broke!  For five bucks downtown you can get a girl who will, uh...  I mean, I've *heard* that there are ladies with certain talents who could use the cash.

Next up, a public health warning.  It's not just babies any more! 

"Beware chocolate body spread, sex shop warns"
"A British sex shop chain has suspended sales of a chocolate body spread found to contain small quantities of the industrial chemical melamine, Britain's food regulator said Monday.

The novelty chocolate spreads were manufactured in Zhongshan, China,
It acknowledged that the subject of this particular recall was "a first."

"We've never had to put out an alert before on (body spread) - chocolate-flavored or otherwise," the agency said on its Web site."

This one doesn't affect me, for sure.  Nope, the food stays in the kitchen.  There's sooo much else to do in the bedroom.

Currently reading :
Vacuum Bazookas, Electric Rainbow Jelly, and 27 Other Saturday Science Projects.
By Neil A. Downie

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