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Category: Life

Regular readers here may have come to find, and even depend on, a certain level of prurient interest exposed in this space.  While I'm usually just talk [usually... ;-) ], it's fun and easy to jabber on about the oddities of human sexuality, or just publicly drool over the latest celebubabe.  So, dear reader, you probably have been expecting my snarky comments on this story:

Fidel's 35,000
nypost.com
"...the Cuban dictator slept with 35,000, according to an upcoming documentary. "He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast," an ex-Castro official named "Ramon" tells filmmaker Ian Halperin.... Castro's security would comb Havana beaches each day recruiting the hottest babes."

Sorry, but I'm just not on the humor train for this one.  Enslaving a nation of millions is bad enough.  Then turning the island into a private rape camp is more awful than anything to be found even in the darkest corners of internet fiction.

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Ok, back to the lighter side of odd news - with an erotic fantasy twist.

Mom poses as daughter to make H.S. cheerleading team
starpress.com
"A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.

Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.

According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed."

33, and passing for 15?  The lady is in the wrong profession!

"The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said.

A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl.

A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week, the complaint said."

Here's where I start to get distracted - mom, daughter, cheerleading outfits, locker room....  Hey, I think they did this scenario at NaughtyAmerica.com last month!

It's too bad they circulated this mug shot; I already had the parts cast.

nydailynews.com

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