A Brief Pause - and Restart
Current mood: frisky
readers here may have come to find, and even depend on, a certain level
of prurient interest exposed in this space. While I'm usually
just talk [usually... ;-) ], it's fun and easy to jabber on about the
oddities of human sexuality, or just publicly drool over the latest
celebubabe. So, dear reader, you probably have been expecting my
snarky comments on this story:
Cuban dictator slept with 35,000, according to an upcoming documentary.
"He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades -
one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for
breakfast," an ex-Castro official named "Ramon" tells filmmaker Ian
Halperin.... Castro's security would comb Havana beaches each day
recruiting the hottest babes."
Sorry, but I'm just not on
the humor train for this one. Enslaving a nation of millions is
bad enough. Then turning the island into a private rape camp is
more awful than anything to be found even in the darkest corners of internet fiction.
Ok, back to the lighter side of odd news - with an erotic fantasy twist.
Mom poses as daughter to make H.S. cheerleading team
33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school
and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint
filed against the woman.
Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after
enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who
lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.
to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become
a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain
a part of her life that she'd missed."
33, and passing for 15? The lady is in the wrong profession!
"The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said.
high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman,
posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was
not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from
Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than
a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl.
A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week, the complaint said."
where I start to get distracted - mom, daughter, cheerleading outfits,
locker room.... Hey, I think they did this scenario at
NaughtyAmerica.com last month!
It's too bad they circulated this mug shot; I already had the parts cast.
By Sonata Arctica
Release date: By 2007-03-05
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