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Least Likely Phrase Ever?
Category: Life
Dear readers, I'm sure that you are an educated, erudite, and well-read
bunch. [Ok, let's forget for a moment that I know most of you
personally - just play along] You've been around the block, seen
some oddities, and heard about many more. Well, I'm here to lay a
new one on you...
I'm quite certain that you have never heard or read or uttered the phrase,
"conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil".
Let's slow that down...
"conducting a lewd act with..."
"...a claw hammer..."
"...plastic bag..."
"...and motor oil".
Yeah. Please don't think about that too long. But do read the whole story,
http://www.wane.com/Global/story.asp?S=8793295&nav=0RYb
"A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home.
Around
10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500
block of S. Hanna St. when he noticed a naked man standing in
front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region
clearly visible to those on the street.
...The
man, Ronald Miller, did not acknowledge the officer's presence until
they addressed him and still did not say anything.
...Mr. Miller had a previous conviction for an unrelated public nudity incident.
..."He does it 24/24. He's not right."
The neighbor also told police she doesn't appreciate that he walks around naked for all to see in her neighborhood."
So....
this guy's a regular. I hafta ask, what does such a "handyman's
handyman" use for a safeword? I suspect that "vise grips",
"dykes", and " egg beater" are already in the toybox.
8:10 PM
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