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The Answer to Reality!
Current mood:  annoyed
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
The reality TV thing has been fun, but it may be time to look beyond.
Ok,
I must restate that. The dark dire age of the reality TV show has
been a pussy boil inside an impacted tumor upon the blistering
hemorrhoids of modern culture. That any media-aware people are
left who have not eaten out their own eyes is a fluke result of human
anatomy - most peoples' jaws just don't bend that way.
[Except of course for the one bright spot, watching shallow tramps get picked apart on Joe Millionare...  Zora, call me!]
But
there is hope. I may have the answer! Someone needs to
schedule a reality show which will, without fail, *have* to be the end
of reality shows.
We need a show with Cousin Oliver,
Cloris Leachman,
Lauren Tewes (overdue for a rehab appointment),
Cousin Seven,
And it will be hosted by Christa Miller,
...leading the contestants on a search to find Chuck Cunningham.
But of course, 'Kate' won't be around for long, so we'll have to bring in...
Ted McGinley!
He'll get there just in time to host the shark-jumping tournament!
Oh, and make sure that rumors about our show get to Terry Rakolta.
If that doesn't kill 'reality' television, then I give up!
3:10 PM
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