A Self-Imposed Metal Probation
Current mood: sorry
Category: sorry Music
I have done bad. My trangression is serious, and I must avail myself of the judgement of the jury. (That's you!)
week I had the TV on for a little while, and, since I cancelled DirecTV
for the summer, I only get off-air broadcasts. I'm already caught
up on last year's PBS reruns, from the 15 different PBS affiliates who
tie up the spectrum in this area. So I sometimes browse through
the commercial channels.
First I must admit to watching
"Celebrity Family Fued" - with the caveat that it was the Bill Engvall
vs. Larry the Cable Guy episode. I'd heard both of them talk
about it on the radio and knew it'd be funny (and Larry's wife is
*amazingly* hot). But here's where it really gets sad...
I threw horns, to myself, for being so awesome that I got the last synonym for "to throw up".
Let me repeat that - I gave the sign for hard-rockin' metal darkness for getting a goofy quiz show answer (and it didn't even have Richard Dawson). This is a gross abuse!
I'm sitting here in my shame. I've queued up lots of major-keyed
new-age music as my pennance, and I will turn in the license plate if
the court demands. If it's found that I must suffer more seriously, I
could even put away the Beethoven and regress to Mozart for the
duration of my sentence.
[100 people surveyed, top five other words for "throw up" - What are they?]
Romantic: The Ultimate David Lanz Narada Collection
By David Lanz
Release date: By 2002-03-12
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