This One Needs an Illustration
Current mood: vital
Category: Art and Photography
Preferably, a stick-figure animation showing the perp with his stick legs flailing in air!
"Man chokes to death trying to climb in window"
S.C. (AP) -- Authorities say a man trying to break into his ex-wife's
home through a tiny window got stuck and choked to death.
County deputies tell WPDE-TV that someone called 911 on Thursday
morning after seeing 46-year-old Tommy Dixon hanging from the window
several feet above the ground.
say they think Dixon was standing on a trash can trying to get through
the window when the can slipped from under him, leaving his head stuck
in the opening."Always use a good ladder, kids, and keep those three points of contact when breaking in to your ex's house!
But there is some controversy - "We talked with Dixon's family and they tell us they can't believe he would try to get in the house through a window that small.
Gause, Tommy's sister, said, "Coming over here and looking at the
window that they say he was trying to break in, my grandbaby can't even
fit through that window, so there's no way Tommy would try to go
through a window like that.""
memaw, I got news for you. Your dear brother might just have been
an idiot. (and I'd bet an empty 12-pack that he emptied it)
Rear Window (Collector’s Edition)
Release date: By 2001-03-06
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