It Only Gets Weirder!
Category: News and Politics
I take back the jab at Canada from yesterday
Canda it turns out is *not* a place where human feet wash up on beaches
bythe half dozen. Actually Canada is a place where feet wash up on
beaches _five_ at a time - and a place where the citizens are perverse
enough to run with this as a hoax!
"A foot found on a beach in Canada does not belong to a human and has proved to be a hoax, police have said."
foot, which had been reported as the sixth found in a year on the coast
of British Columbia, was actually an animal paw wrapped in seaweed
stuffed inside a training shoe.
The foot was in a men's size 10, right-foot running shoe, sergeant Mike Tresoor said when the foot was found on Wednesday.
in a terse news release the next day, the British Columbia Coroners
Service said a forensic pathologist and an anthropologist had
"determined a skeletonised animal paw was inserted into the shoe with a
sock and packed with dried seaweed".
coroner's release read: "It is the position of [the service] that this
type of hoax is reprehensible and very disrespectful to the families of
fuels inappropriate speculation and creates undue anxiety for families
and communities while wasting valuable investigative time and
Police said they would press charges against the hoaxer.
human feet have been found along the coast since last August, sparking
speculation about a possible murder mystery, or that they are remains
of airplane or boat accident victims. "
These beady-eyed freaks, these Canuckistanis, are deviant wretches!
[Today's quiz: what James Brown song am I thinking of?]
James Brown - 20 All-Time Greatest Hits!
By James Brown
Release date: By 1991-10-22
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