Don’t Go Shopping Hungry
Category: Food and Restaurants

...especially if you are "shopping" after hours, and already have a criminal record!

"Ark. burglar done in by half-eaten Snickers bar"
http://www.wxix.com/Global/story.asp?S=8335871

"One Arkansas burglar probably should have eaten the whole thing

Police in Jonesboro say a burglar left a half-eaten Snickers bar on a counter at an animal hospital during a robbery in January."

Half eaten?  Who leaves a *half* eaten Snickers??

"Police say the candy bar was sent to a lab in Little Rock, where scientists pulled off a DNA sample. It matched a 39-year-old man, who now faces felony commercial burglary and theft charges."

Tough job, staring at a Snickers bar all day not being able to eat it. Lets see 'em do that with a donut.

"Authorities say the hungry burglar also ate two cans of Vienna sausages."

Salty and sweet - a great little meal.

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Update!  The mad metal maniac is still at it.
I mentioned a while back the stagggering 60-volume collection, Absolute Hair Metal.  Well, it looks like the editor is not stopping at 60...
http://thepiratebay.org/user/FireTower/
I refuse to even acknowledge the Celine Dion item on that list!

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