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Monday, May 12, 2008


Dudette, Where’s My Car???
Current mood: rejuvenated
Category: Parties and Nightlife

At some point Friday evening, it was decided that I was the 'designated drinker' for the evening.  And many shots did magically appear in front of me.  Good times

Fast forward to Saturday morning, ok, Saturday afternoon, and I'm walking back to fetch my car.  I should mention that the car was not where I'd parked it.  We'd shuttled over to a sober driver's car, which was parked by the county admin building.  The building which I was sure only had one parking lot...

Anyway, I walk the dogs all the way across downtown Greenville to the county building.  It's a long hike for them, being 12 year old half chihuahuas.  We're all hot and tired and thirsty when we get there.  And "there" turns out to be an empty parking lot.  Ok, it's not totally empty, there are some county vehicles there, but it is completely clean of green Mazda coupes.

Call Val (the driver), and confirm which lot it was.  The given description fits what I'm looking at.  Call Ashley "Sugar Bomb Frosted Super-Berry Kaashi" to get police phone numbers.  Call city police - no tows that night.  Call county - no tows, and it's city turf.  Call city - start a stolen vehicle report.   Call Ashley back and beg for a ride home.  [Thanks again!]

To everyone who commisserated with me on Saturday, thanks. 

BUT WAIT A MINUTE!  I swung by this morning, just cuz (nagging feeling).  I happened to come up the back way, on the Governor's School side (and I never go that way).  Looking again at the signage there, I see in big red letters "NO GOVERNOR'S SCHOOL PARKING".  Huh.  I coulda swore that was all reserved *for* the school.  But if it's not...  that would be a better place to park for the south Main restaurant strip.

Yup.  There it was.

Ok, I'm not ever drinking again.

At least until we find a plce that has sloe gin.

10:20 AM - 9 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove -


Dammit Shawn. Isn't this the same thing that happened with your bike and your wallet at that marathon you went to?

Posted by Vince on May 12, 2008 9:49 AM
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Apparently the mental strain of running for five hours, after getting there in a rush, is comparable to that of four pints, two red death, two washington apples, and shuttling vehicles in the middle of the night.

Posted by HVY MTL on May 12, 2008 9:54 AM
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OMG! WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA and I thought the special blue drinks that I make, that caused me to make phone calls and send text messages that I don't remember making/doing was bad! Well I'm glad you found it!!

Posted by Gail on May 12, 2008 10:29 AM
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LMAO ~ I just have to say, next time out, we go back to me being the designated drunk, k? Although I had tons of fun watching you that drunk, and being your wingman with the YOUNG ladies, and leaving you at the bar to drink while Nate and I were um, uhhh, talking.........the whole dudette where's my car was a total buzz kill the next day!

HOWEVER ~ you calling me and telling me you found the car, was totally worth it. And I am also thinking we call ahead to the bar next time and tell them to have the Sloe Gin ready. Not being able to get a proper Red Death is pissing me off.

Love ya!

Posted by Val on May 12, 2008 12:37 PM
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I *told* you she was way young!
But I still can't believe she was nineteen....

Posted by HVY MTL on May 12, 2008 12:39 PM
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Ashley Thunder

For future reference, the only thing you need to say in a situation like this is: "The cops called. They recovered my car."

Posted by Ashley Thunder on May 12, 2008 7:37 PM
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"Stupid joy-riding kids... They even topped off the tank before they put the car back!"

Posted by HVY MTL on May 12, 2008 10:37 PM
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Immaculately Cruel

now that is a great story!!!!!!

Posted by Immaculately Cruel on May 13, 2008 8:26 AM
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WOW! you gave me tha Live version, but it's still a pretty kickasstory....i'm not laffing at you babe, just with you...what's that? you're not laffing?! okay then i'm laffing FOR you! :) glad everything is okailydokailee!!!

Posted by tina on May 16, 2008 11:12 AM
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