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With all that's been written and said about the "subprime" mortgage collapse, we can be sure that lenders and thir underwriters have learned a valuable lesson.  Making secured loans against an asset which may depreciate always has risks, but especially when the loan is made with very little equity.  So, after being burned for the bulk of a trillion dollars, we can be sure that the people responsible for husbanding investment capital for their clients will steer clear of such shaky deals.

BUT WAIT A MINUTE!

Here at Crazy Edna's Car Loan Emporatorium - we've got a deal for you!  Here it is, the NINE YEAR CAR LOAN -
http://www.cnbc.com/id/23483123/site/14081545
"9-Year Auto Loans?! 'Crazy' But True!"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/996194/posts
"Ready for the 8 year car loan?"

With financing like this, exclusively offered to qualified customers (who apparently can't afford more than $39 a month for a car), you can't lose (your virginity) !!!

Be sure to read the fine print before signing on one of these loans.  They include a pre-installed repo man with b.o., and you may need to have a tracking device installed up a nostril.

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