This makes me look soft and cuddly!
Current mood: vehement
Just when I thought I was getting especially curmudgeonly and mean, along comes this site:
"Life is too short not to exact a bitter and bloody revenge"
One of the milder stories:
was fired from my job at a fast-food place because I wouldn't work
every night shift after I explained that I needed to have some nights
off so I could spend a little time off with my kids. I used one of the
free coupons from your site and made it into a free food coupon and
passed them out at a youth hostel. It's two weeks later and they're
still getting some of the coupons and a lot of complaints!"
The end of one story about former best girlfriends:
was passed out naked on the bed when I took off my black lacey bra and
slipped into the pocket of his jacket. I quietly exited out of the room
and raced back home.
There were many voice mail messages from her on my machine, crying hysterically looking for her beloved boyfriend.
next day was hiroshima as she discovered the bra in his jacket and
called me for support - it was all I could do to stifle laughing in her
I never talked to neither of them ever again afterward. I had what I wanted! hah hahhaaa"
long stories are lovingly detailed accounts, usually from jilted women,
about how they completely destroyed some schmuck. Ya almost hafta
feel sorry for the cheatin' bastards! (and wonder about the other side
of the story, if his 'sweetheart' could turn out to be soooo evil...)
Revenge Guy helpfully provides templates to print out things like free
stuff coupons, or official-looking invites to bands for some great TV
And - pointers to helpful products like,
ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed,
this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate
filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of
dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid
ASS are unlimited..."
But, even the Revege Guy has limits.
You haven't given me a reason for you to need revenge other than the fact she has more friends than you do.
That's immature and petty.
Talk to your parents."
For his efforts, The Revenge Guy does get thank-you letters.
Thanks so much for responding. I thought my current situation was far to stupid to merit a response.
only dirt I have on him is that he's a complete man whore, and that
he's horribly sensitive. I'm not really sure about his fears though.
Your gay lover idea was absolutely amazing. I might just use that.
By Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Force
Release date: By 25 October, 1990
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