is a James Madison action figure. Yeah, the President James
Madison. The captions are helpfully provided by the good people
at www.bobandtom.com. ($5 a month for the full VIP access, including 4
hours of original material every day - the best buy ever!) It's not just the rock hard abs, or the fresh-from-the-spray-booth tan... Note
the hands, which look ready to grip a gun, a big gun, like a squad-duty
full-auto machine gun; the kind of weapon that could provide a base of
fire for a whole maneuvering company, or be used to harvest a field of
With that kind of firepower, Alexander Hamilton coulda put a proper beat down on that Burr fellow!