From a friend
Current mood: gallant
Category: Romance and Relationships
really hoping this was not directed toward me. I mean, this isn't
something I've done, that I remember, but when the drunk texting hours
Anyway, here is a blog from a female friend, earlier in the week.
FOR ALL YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING MEN ~ READ THIS BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO SPEAK TO ME
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Romance and Relationships
I am just a little pissed off, did the title give it away? Where oh
where to begin....... Well, let's just jump right in, head first. For
all you assholes hiding behind your computer screen and keyboard, yes
talking to you NAMES REMOVED CAUSE I AM A NICE PERSON, AND I HAD MY VENT - IF YOU WANT NAMES, ASK ME, and a couple of other jerk-offs, you are not men, and I will let you in on a little clue as to why you are still single.
put up a profile, seem like nice "men", nice looking, well spoken, and
you make contact. The conversations start flowing and next thing you
know a month or so has passed by. Then one day, it finally
arrives, the email you feared, the "can you send me some more
pics, I want to see more of you". Um, hello???? I have an assload of
pics out there, and WAAAAAAAY more than you. And when I point that out,
oh yes, you know what comes next, the "you know what I mean, I
want to see more of YOU". And this is followed up with a request to
photo share or the statement, " I have some
pics I took just for you, I am going to send them to you now".
Which I answer with a OH HELL NO.
Well in all honesty,
there have been a few times a yes has passed my lips, but its rare. But
just so you know, pretending to be something you are not, in this case,
rational, emotionally stable men, is immediately evident when you get
drunk and "sneak" the work camera home so you can take drunk pictures
of your lonely dicks. And then pout and get offended when I don't glady
want to see those pics. And for those that have those pics ready and
handy on your phone, GOOD GOD, who all do you send those too?
Seriously, I am not a sheltered person, but it amazes me how many men
are walking around with pictures of their dicks on their phones, and
are so willing to send them out to any and everyone. And nevermind how
ready they are to want to hook up with someone they have never spoke
with. Have you not heard of this little thing called AIDS??(reality check - I want a boyfriend, I am NOT desperate)
you can "borrow" a camera from work and take pics of your privates, but
refuse to take a current pic of your face to send me, red flag on the
play! You can sit behind your computer all day and instant message and
email, but you can't be bothered to call me on the phone as you think
"talking to me would be a waste of your time, making small talk". Red
flag numero dos.
Final red flag and cause for ejection from
the game - oh that would be when I tell you to man up and either call
or make plans, and you delete in the stealth of o dark thirty and block
a person. How fucking cowardly can a "man" be????
I am so sick
of all the pervs and assholes out there parading as MEN. So, if you
only want sex, move on, if you only want to talk shit online, move on,
if you want sexy pics of me, move on, if you have sexy pics of yourself
that you offer without being asked for, move on, if the only thing you
can think to say or ask me has to do with my boobs and/or
size of, move the fuck on! With that being said, the real men, if you are out there, are welcome to speak to me."
By Kenny Wayne Shepherd
Release date: By 19 September, 1995
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