I spent a lot of the last weekend cleaning house, inside and out.  In particular, I cleaned all the carpets.  The dogs responded by one of them pooping _on_ the carpet cleaning machine as it was drying in the hallway.

So, I might as well clean up my Firefox bookmarks instead!  Here's a few that I saved from the last couple months.

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"Clothed man sparks riot at orgy"
http://www.ananova.com/
"Owner Tony Fox said the "mini-riot" erupted when four naked female guests protested when confronted by the fully-clothed man.

"They felt uncomfortable with him eyeing them up and I asked him to show some respect and take his clothes off," he said.""

Hey, watching on the sides is its own fetish!  Let everyone participate I say.

Illustrated story at (warning - you really don't want to see it, seriously)
http://streetknowledge.wordpress.com/

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Here's some guys who dress up and go to church, in dresses, just to get some.

"Bizarre Hindu Transvestite Cult spreading in India"
http://www.inquisitr.com/  [with pic!]
" Thousands of devotees are now dressing up as Radha - the goddess lover of Krishna - like retired railwayman V K Saxena, 72.
"I can't put it into words properly but I feel more holy dressed as a woman," said Saxena of New Delhi.
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But the cult has astonished traditional religious leaders.  Senior priest Mohammad Ahangar said: "There are many ways to be closer to the Lord without trying to be his girlfriend.""

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And here's a guy who's just not getting any.

"Man sues dating website for deception"
http://tvnz.co.nz/
"A New York man sued dating website Match.com for misleading members by posting profiles of prospective dates who are unable to respond to any interest in them because they do not have a paid subscription."

Dude, the women there are just bored at work.  None of them have any intention of going through with it and starting a sustained relationship with anyone.   Or maybe that's just my experience.

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