Rest assured, dear readers, we will be following this one closely.
http://www.wyff4.com/news/20818533/detail.html"
GREER, S.C. -- A Greenville man, reported missing for three days, was found in an Upstate emergency room covered in electrical burns.
According
to an incident report from the Greer Police Department, Joseph Asher,
38, walked into Greer Memorial Hospital naked and covered with severe
burns from his head to his toe.
Asher
was able to tell investigators that he chased a rabbit into a Duke
Power station and was shocked. It happened on South Buncombe Road
across from the hospital, the report states. Investigators said
they found his clothing near the power station.
Asher was placed
into a medically-induced coma and flown to the Augusta, Ga., Burn
Center. Asher's wife said he had was missing for three days prior
to the incident."
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