You could say I deserved this.  You'd be wrong, but you could say that.  Sure, I let my mouth run sometimes, and keep my cash on a short leash, but I'm a generous fellah, really.  You simply gotta value the important nuggets in life.

Just last night I was having this chat with Vinnie the weasel.  It was all tits-n-ass.  No really, we was rating the boobs of some bimbage we both know.  'Oh, she's way above average, for a wet MILF, I mean.'  Yeah, just old fashioned guy talk, between guys.

I guess there was the one bushy-tailed bunny in between us guys.  And I guess we was carrying on mostly to make her uncomfortable, but hey.  She's gotta say that's 'just guys being guys' and laugh it off, right?  It's all fool's play anyhow.  It's not like either of us was gonna get our tail fluffed by anyone in the room that night.

So I don't think I deserve to have stuff thrown in my face like the story I found this morning!  I got my old fur outta bed on time this morning, ready to hit the branches.  But I always check the police blotter and the crime news before I head out.  You gotta know where the nuts are out there.

Flipping through the newsfeeds, what  do I run into but this lucky punk, showing off for the police cameras!

"COPS thought they were going nuts when a SQUIRREL climbed out of this woman's CLEAVAGE during a police interview"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/ [with video!]
"Warren, Ohio - The amazing incident was caught on CCTV in Ohio, US.

Detective Warren Mackey said it was the last thing he expected.

He revealed: "I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room.

"I kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."

Astonishingly, the unidentified woman, was not under arrest and was being quizzed as part of a murder investigation — did not even mention what had happened.

As the animal climbed out of her green top she simply scooped it up and placed it back down her top.

Det Mackey added: "I really didn't know what to say." "