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Taking a Second to Share These Visuals
Current mood: queasy
Category: queasy Life
I'm
still working on that serious series about modern relationships, but I
couldn't pass up these two, uh, "gems". They might be a sign of
some hard financial times, or they could just be messed up people.
To set up the first visual, note these points:
- 4' 11" tall woman
- 220 lbs
- 50 years old
- working as a prostitute
- hitting up a john on a bicycle
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/
"An
officer reported Judith F. Collins, 50, was loitering on the side of a
closed building in the 900 block of Avenue D and flagged down a man on
a bicycle. The area they stood on clearly was marked "no trespassing."
The
two talked and the officer approached them. The man said he didn't know
Collins, who is 4 feet 11 inches tall, and that "he did not want any
part of her," the affidavit states."
Yeah, sorry, but I just had to share. And it gets worse. A LOT worse...
"Fort Pierce woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a female sanitary napkin"
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/...
"Ermith
Emonfils, of the 400 block of North 14th Street, was stopped after
allegedly walking out of a Walgreens on Orange Avenue without paying
for a $29.99 box of Elizabeth Arden Mediterranean cologne.
...
As
officers put her in a patrol car, she "grabbed behind her and pointed a
well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin" at two officers.
...
"I delivered a firm, lawful command to the suspect to drop the object and told her it was gross."
A female officer eventually put the "offensive and potentially dangerous biohazard item" in a plastic bag.
Emonfils faces three misdemeanor charges in connection with the incident."
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The Very Best of UB40 1980-2000
By UB40
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